LadySports ::: REVENGE IS A DISH ...

by Shiai Mata

Sometimes, you ought to be careful what you wish for.

Recently, Scarlett Rose found herself so worked up into a fit of pique by arch-nemesis Camron Star, she publicly suggested that their next match ought to have a special stipulation: The loser must eat dog food.

If may have simply been an offhand remark by the blond teenager, but it quickly took on a life of its own. Top Notch Wrestling’s Commissioner, J.T. Brannum, was instantly struck by the possibilities of such a unique match. And, as he had open contracts signed by both Scarlett and Camron in hand, he had the power to make the world’s first Women’s Dog Food Match a reality!

Whatever reluctance she may have felt about having her suggestion acted upon, Scarlett wasn’t about to back down and eat her own words…even if accepting meant possibly eating something a whole lot more distasteful. As for Camron, there probably isn’t a stipulation conceivable to the human mind that she wouldn’t accept, so long as it meant getting her rival back in the ring with her again. Thus, in remarkably short order, the match was signed and booked for Saturday the 25th of February in Indianapolis, Indiana!

Reports from both camps indicate that each wrestler is training as never before. Both women have beaten the other in the past, but this time, more than another win is at stake…pride is on the line. Fans in attendance can expect a supreme effort from both blondes to claim victory!

Camron and Scarlett have each taken a few minutes away from their training to exclusively provide LadySports Online with their thoughts on their impending ‘Canine Cuisine Collision’.

Says Ms. Star: "Well, you know, the preparation for this match has been grueling. I mean, I've canvassed every grocery store and PetSmart to find the perfect flavor of Pedigree for Scarlett. They say it's just right for your little champion... I figured that no expense is too great for her."

"I'm not really worried at all about losing. Please, I've been winning matches before Scarlett knew what an arm drag was. And I really don't need to resort to unfair tactics to do it. Although it is more fun to take the easy way out, I would prefer to know that I won in the most fair way possible. That will make the victory more lasting in my mind."

"All Scarlett needs to know in order to prepare is this: Don't tempt me. Normally, I don't resort to acts of pure emotion. But if she makes me angry... for example, she makes me break a nail... I will be forced to take appropriate action. And whether that be taking a baseball bat to her knee or a chair to her back, let's just say…lighting a fire would be a very bad idea for her."

Bold words, to be sure. But no less forthright are the remarks from Young Miss Rose: "The upcoming match between Camron ‘Proud to Be Self-Centered’ Star and myself... hmmm what can I say? It is going to get quite interesting."

"True, I have been training and strengthening up myself (and yes, by that I do mean my knee, Camron) by working out extensively. For the past two weeks I have been in the ring with several different people to make sure that I am more than ready for the upcoming match. And by ‘people‘, I mean guys…both of them about 200 pounds.

Needless to say, my knee is feeling better than ever. And I am more than ready for this match! I also feel that all my fans are behind me and support me in my acceptance of this special match.

So Camron, just remember... I've been training hard to prepare for your so-called tricks.

"Hope everybody is ready for my biggest match ever... I know I am!"

The challenge has been made and accepted, the date has been etched in stone, and the war of words is now matched in intensity with the drive to be at the absolute peak of performance come the 25th. All that remains now is to see who stands with her arm raised in triumph come night’s end…and who ends up the other one’s bitch.

For more details, visit the official Top Notch Wrestling website at www.geocities.com/ciwindy